My cartoon that needs the Telegraph's Matt-like skill to draw this:-
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Sunday, 1 May 2022
ARTIST WANTED FOR CARTOON
Transport officials peering down from a disused railway bridge upon a gridlocked motorway, scratching their heads & agonising about how to reduce congestion.
This refers to every tunnel, bridge and viaduct built over 120 Kms but 56 Kms in the middle are still without freight and passenger trains. Yet, it runs parallel to or, near to, traffic-choked main roads, M5 and M6!
'Ah! But you don't mention, Tim that trams must go on a total of 9 Kms', say the transport officials, as "Light rail investment provides the basis for restoring heavy rail services at the appropriate time."
However, the appropriate time has never come in 22 years. And how eccentric and weird to think that a principal mainline railway "of national strategic significance" can only be finished with the rather vital freight and passenger trains and stations, by first putting 22 mph Metro trams and 17 tram stops on two nibble sized sections!!
Thursday, 28 April 2022
Matt's cartoon in the Telegraph
Matt's cartoon in the Telegraph:- Conservatives - "Reducing crime by committing less of it." (Partygate)
Weller's 'wisdom' - All politicians - Expanding public transport by making it less attractive to use. (Metro light rail trams, very light rail trams, ultra light trams all on the UK's last principal mainline railway "of national strategic significance" between Stourbridge Jct and Burton on Trent. I kid you not! Plus, the Sprint bus that thinks it's a tram.)
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